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1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.
1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test
Poonuts by Anonymous November 11, 2002
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The result of a man wiping his ass from the front getting stains of his own shit on his gooch. A preferably female way of wiping ass done by a male.
Mark thought it would be funny to get poonuts after he wiped his ass from the front.
Poonuts by J. Kang June 30, 2008

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
Poonus Maximus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.

The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.
Poonus by dolly29 August 8, 2017

poonut butter 

Poonut butter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to Gnutella. Here is the receipe for Poonut Butter:

1. Eat only bran muffins for a whole day
2. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
3. Eat only bran muffins for the next day
4. On the 4th day, begin harvesting your poop. It will be in small "poonuts" from all the bran. Put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. Blend until smooth. Serve poonut butter on bread or baked in a pie.
Hey Jimmy, your mom makes the best poonut butter YEYYYYYYY!
poonut butter by King Souser December 28, 2005

poofnuts 

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both
straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!
poofnuts by mandus January 28, 2004
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