extra fat and/or skin in your lower abdomen area
if you eat too much, your pooche will grow
by bella0613 November 12, 2010
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A moustache belonging to a person from pakistan
i said to my brother you need to shave your pooche.
by sascha bismarck March 23, 2009
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the sound a vagina makes when you pull out. also used for randomly saying something when nothing else to say.
dude, that sounded like a pooche. (awkward silence) POOCHE!!
by rmzman27 February 2, 2011
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Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.
by Ben Gardner April 26, 2003
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Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.
Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.
by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009
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Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.
Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!
by allerd January 27, 2005
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Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!
by ahirebet March 27, 2009
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