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The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.
Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
by ahirebet June 9, 2010
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When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.
I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.
by ahirebet July 19, 2010
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Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!
by ahirebet March 27, 2009
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To totally zone out and stop paying attention. Named in honor of the two Northwest 188 pilots who spaced out and overshot Minneapolis by a hundred miles. Also known as "taking a northwest nap"
She went totally Northwest 188 on me - I had to clap my hands in front of her face before she started paying attention.
by ahirebet October 29, 2009
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