poo stache 

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

poo stache by Michael Sandman July 28, 2008

poo stache 

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.

"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"

poo stache by Michael Sandman July 25, 2008

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

poustache 

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit

shave your poustache alex

poustache by Urgay October 24, 2003

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pootache 

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

pootache by leewee January 24, 2005

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

poonstache by Jamed January 11, 2009