Polymonogamous

1.To have multiple monogamous relationships at the same time

2.A man's dream relationship(s) in which multiple women are monogamous with him. A professional playa

3.A gold-digging woman's relationship in which she has multiple men/idiots take her out buy her dinner and get no dessert. They all think she is the only one for them, little do they know....

John is seeing Jackie, Jessica, and Samantha. Aka, blonde, blonder, and blondest. None of them are seeing anyone else. They all think he only seeing them. Although they are all monogamous with him, he is polymonogamous with each of them.

Melissa got seven free dinner's this week. And each of the guys think they are the only one. How she manages to be polymonogamous with all of them and not let them catch on is beyond me.

Polymonogamous by myspace.com/neil2200 March 2, 2008

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Polymonogomous

3 people in love with each other and wanting to only be with them.

My wife and husband are my world. I wouldn’t be any happier without having the double support. Polymonogomous relationships gives you a double support system.

Polymonogomous by Kittylovemuffin October 16, 2017

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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