noun

1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.

2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?
1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"
by mrsbadger July 15, 2011
noun. An enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of minced banjos. A terrine of soldiers ants. specially imported from Danish caves and eaten in Glasgow street markets.
Ock Aye. A fanceee a wee maxi pollutant fa me brekkie
by mrsbadger July 15, 2011

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