The worldwide parasites that infest many houses and buildings of congress and government around the world. These parasites are commonly found digesting the blood and vital fluids of their country's populations. They grow very fat and are very hard to dislodge or remove from their hosts. Quite often, the politick will drop larvae or leave droppings that remain in the buildings and continue to feed long after the host has perished.
Politicks can be managed by careful grooming and keeping the government buildings clean and regularly scrubed.
Politicks can be managed by careful grooming and keeping the government buildings clean and regularly scrubed.
Every four years America is infested by a large incoming infestation of new politicks. They typically vitality from the economy and business hosts for over four years before being removed. On a rare occasion, one of these politicks might be removed ahead of it's life cycle. However, these politicks tend to leave behind other thriving larvae that remain to continue the feeding and spred unique illnesses amongst the general population.
by Jeremie Lederman January 27, 2008
by harlemlangobitch May 10, 2020
Verb.
The recounting of long tales, stories, or jokes while holding a lit bowl of marijuana, to the exasperation of those assembled.
The recounting of long tales, stories, or jokes while holding a lit bowl of marijuana, to the exasperation of those assembled.
by Corey December 11, 2003
poli-tick: Noun - A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.
That tool in the white house is a typical politick, lining his pockets with the cash and tax credits.
by Chatmando October 27, 2004
The process of trying to get with someone of the opposite sex through means of conversation and/or acts that have the intention of one day dating the person
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by 11eleven September 4, 2008
Bloated beings that get under the skin, cause irritation, sickness, and lead to death. Main food source is the life blood of other beings.
Congress, Senate, Other Government bodies making arbitrary law and regulations to enhance their own political standing or prosperity at the expense of those whom they serve by engaging in Politicks.
by stillcrows August 20, 2011