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Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
by CGO February 05, 2008
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when things are shitty and fucked up
Our government is shit fucked!
by acseg April 18, 2010
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1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.
1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."
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Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.
by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009
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When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
by tho3m December 30, 2009
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Person one: why are you putting your shit in a bag

Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked
by DOM THE MAN July 24, 2006
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To be beyond drunk and will never ever recall what happen.
Dude 1, last night was so crazy . do you remember anything?
Dude 2, Hell no man, i was shit fucked out of my mind.
by King fishin February 04, 2010
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