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Poke-your-mom 

A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.
Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"

Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"
Poke-your-mom by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009

you don't poke you stroke 

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.
Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

poke your pie 

the act of female masterbation
Don't have sex with him. Just poke your pie.
poke your pie by Bama Beauty December 29, 2007

poke your pudding 

the act of sticking your finger up your ass and poking your shit
I caught my wife poking her pudding last night!!

Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?
poke your pudding by puddingpoker October 11, 2009

poke your toaster 

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

poke you're mudhole 

wanting to pake a ladys brown box
"hey Syn let me poke you're mudhole"