2 definitions by imdunkirk

poke your toaster

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk May 10, 2018

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017