poinus

Slang term for penis, originating in or around Islip, New York. While the origins can't exactly be proven to have originated in Islip, poinus has been a staple in the community for 20 years.

Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.

Marky S has a 12 inch poinus.
Suck my poinus!

poinus by Why is it Private July 6, 2010

Pious Paradox 

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.

Pious Paradox by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020

Porous Pecker 

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

Porous Pecker by andy1 March 4, 2009

Porous 

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

Porous by Snaaibobby January 4, 2018

Toyota Pious 

1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.

2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"

Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"

Toyota Pious by Art C. Fartsy August 10, 2009

povious

obviously pissed off

Darian was povious when his mom told him it was going to be a bare bones day.

povious by Marnit February 3, 2010

Porous dump 

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.

That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.

Porous dump by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017