8 definitions by Phorrist Dumbp

Barndomansion

A large barn (metal or wood) manufactured to include an elaborate residence and/ or agricultural concept. A barndominium on steroids!

Millionaire Jeb loves his horses so much he built a barndomansion so he can be near them anytime.

by Phorrist Dumbp June 26, 2022

rat booger sniffles

Toffee-like production from a meatheads lardy nose.

Thot tweekin feller wid da noze drainin yeller, keeps annoyin' me with all dem rat booger sniffles.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 24, 2019

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 28, 2018

killin puke

A fart extremist's reject version of a vomit producing shard.

Thot thar feller wid da air colored yeller blew nuthar hole in his pantz wid that killin puke fart.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 3, 2019

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Areola Grande

Vocal stripper with large pigmented fake boobs.

Dat big boobied thrill can really sing. Better wiff da areola grande!

by Phorrist Dumbp December 6, 2020