A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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A group of spammers on IGN.
"OMGZORZ! HE IS TEH IGNorant Pointer!!1!ONE! CALL TEH MODS!!!"
by Teh alias December 12, 2004
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One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.
The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.
by Pointer of the Obvious July 28, 2008
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1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.
by The guy from the place March 7, 2008
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Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.
EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."
by Maggalicious Definition August 14, 2011
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1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.
DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.
by silvermanblue September 21, 2007
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A pair of untanned breasts, or for some people, a pair of white tits.
Go to bondi, you'll see more than a few backpackers showing their white pointers. Have a relaxing XXXX or tooheys and take the view in!
by jamesbrown May 1, 2003
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