ping-pometer
A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.
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plowmaster3000
The Ultimate Master Plower. Plows your crops and plows your pops. Anyone who has a great passion for tending to agriculture and tending to your lady-friend. The original Plowmaster3000 was born and raised in Cisco, IL.
Hot Girl 1: "Who's that cute guy wearing overalls over there?"
Hot Girl 2: "Oh he's a Plowmaster3000. Last week he cultivated my acre then he plowed my mother."
Hot Girl 2: "Oh he's a Plowmaster3000. Last week he cultivated my acre then he plowed my mother."
plowmaster3000 by tylerbigshotjones October 7, 2016
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PioMeter
PioMeter pee-ah’-mi-tur
Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.
Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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