Top Definition
1) old english war time slang for condom
2) A stupid idiot
you planka rodeny
by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout
I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.
by Brick Tamblin September 13, 2005
a fucked up car.
I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.
by turd mahoy July 24, 2009

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