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epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

planking 

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
planking by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

planking 

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning
planking by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016

point plankn 

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."
“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."
point plankn by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009

Planksgiving 

Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.
Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.
Planksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Planking 

Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
Planking by Funky W June 9, 2011