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pizzagasm 

when you eat a pizza so hot that you begin to breath rapidly through your mouth with the pizza cheese fused to the top of your mouth, trying to tame the burning sensation erupting on the roof for your mouth, and inadvertenly making noises like you are ahving an orgasm.
i didnt know what was going on in the other room when i heard janis making that noise, untill i opened the door only to find that she was just having a pizzagasm
pizzagasm by Vanessa November 25, 2004

pizzaish 

Describing a scenario in which an experience is a good time but a tough situation.
Friend 1: Dude last night Jacob puked all over the apartment but I ended up going to that bar which was so fun.
Friend 2: Ya last night was pizzaish.
pizzaish by thepromoter March 1, 2021

Flying Pizzaria 

WARNING - this is a very advanced sex maneuver that only those with the proper training should even consider to attempt

The move starts out with a guy and a girl having sex doggie style
The man initiates the move by lifting up the girl and spinning her above his head like one tosses pizza crust before they cook it - After thoroughly spinning the female around his head (in order to make her fully dizzy) the guy proceeds to stop her, grab her mid-region, and drop her body onto his erect penis penetrating one of her various bodily orifices and immediately ejecting his secret sauce into the previously stated orifice
Fred: "Dude i saw a video of some guy doing the Flying Pizzaria - that chick couldn't walk right for a week!"
Roger: "haha yea i tried doing that once, but im not up to that level yet"
Flying Pizzaria by ATMC April 15, 2010

pezza's pizzaria 

pezza's pizzaria is a pizza establishment that is runned by a little jew who has probably know idea what on earth he is doing and why he is doing it.the moron really lacks in the pizza industry and his food sucks ass
do not go to pezza's pizzaria because the food is shit
pezza's pizzaria by dr.smirnov February 16, 2020

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

Pizzareah 

When you ingest much to much pizza and it betrays you by giving you diarrhea.
Jay: Oohhhh my goooood! arggg
Tom: Dude whats wrong with Jay?
Howie: He ate way to much at Cici's
Tom: Pizzareah?
Howie: Yeah.
Pizzareah by Fwin January 9, 2010