-"Hey Boo, I just got a tattoo on my breast."
-"Oh, yeah? Pixelate it."

-"Doctor! My herp is flaring up again!"
- "Nurse, can you please pixelate it for me?"

-"Son, when I was your age we used to masterbate to Playboys."
-"That must have been rough! Nowadays, they pixelate it."

-"I want to have cyber sex with you."
-"Pixelate it."