pitoot 

A nonsense word signifying something significant.

I don't give a horse's pitoot about my ex-wife

pitoot by Armstrong January 11, 2005

Cutie patootie 

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016

cutie patootie 

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born

OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.

cutie patootie by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

rat's patootie 

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

rat's patootie by Telephony June 17, 2014

patoot 

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

patoot by patoots December 14, 2010

Cutie Patootie 

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'

Rishika is my cutie patootie ♥️

Cutie Patootie by Bumbsie July 5, 2017