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Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.
Shane is Alisa's patoots :)
by patoots December 13, 2010
Watered-down word for butt.
He shoved money up the birds patoot.
by RanmaSaotome May 01, 2006
a jerk, an asshole,
hes a patoot no he is like 50 patoots
by sam and noah October 24, 2009
A floppy vagina.
When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!
by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009