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pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

Pissfart 

Stop piss-farting aroung and let's go.
Pissfart by Junaid Yar Khalid March 23, 2004
Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.
don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!
pissfat by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

inappropriate pissination 

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

Pissified 

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.
My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified
Pissified by CherylRickett January 23, 2008

pissface 

An outspoken negative person who posts on internet forums under the misguided impression that people care about what they have to say. A pissface usually considers themself to be very important, but are generally mocked by those around them, including by friends and possibly even family.

A pissface is able to divert the course of a thread from happy and cheerful, to argumentative and angry by posting an inane and stupid comment that takes offense at an innocuous comment made by another poster.

On occassion, a thread moderator is a pissface, which usually leads to unnecessary wrangling of innocent and inoffensive posts made by others under the umbrella of "I thought that the post conflicted with the forum's rules". This is almost always a lie that the pissface states, to further cement their perceived power and self-importance. This leads to behind-the-back mocking by other wranglers, as they struggle to see how such a negative idiot could continue to be let away with the same antisocial behaviour time and time again.
You really suck all of the fun out of this forum,pissface.

or

Bob: "You wanna go online and abuse the pissface?"

Tim: "Yeah fuck yeah".
pissface by Dr Tom December 28, 2005