pintled
to be in the state of total wastedness. its a popular term in the shetland isles, possible original dialect. mostly used in a non offensive manner.
pintled by buffy irvine October 23, 2010
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Pintoed
When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
Pintoed by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016
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pintled • pintle • pintoed • Pinted • Pingledwarf • pinkledinkler • pinkledoinker • Pintle hitch • Pintle Hook • pistled
Pintle Hook
A guy goes to the doctor and says to him "Look doc, you're a man, I'm a man, let me explain something to you... I was on the business end of a pintle hook, is there anything you can do to help me out?"
Pintle Hook by Jared Dreym August 9, 2009
half-pinted-fuck
A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
half-pinted-fuck by carnette September 23, 2023
Pintle
I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.
Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.
He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.
Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.
He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.
Pintle by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012
pintoed
pintoed by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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