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When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.
by SkinnyDickDaddy October 22, 2016

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When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
by Dr.Morrison December 07, 2008

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