12 definitions by carnette
by carnette September 23, 2023
a term used to describe an anime obsessed retard; usually classified as degenerates
otakutards are the kind of people you'd see ask a makima cosplayer to step on them at a cosplay convention in public.
otakutards are the kind of people you'd see ask a makima cosplayer to step on them at a cosplay convention in public.
by carnette September 23, 2023
when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded
Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"
by carnette September 26, 2023
when you try and grip onto your girl's ass when having sex but you slip on her ends and end up having an embarassing sex situation
Person 1: "I was having sex with Janice but her ass was way too fat so I had a mistgrit with her"
Person 2:"Damn dude"
Person 2:"Damn dude"
by carnette September 23, 2023
A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.
It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.
It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.
by carnette September 23, 2023
when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo
or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.
Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"
by carnette September 23, 2023
A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
by carnette September 23, 2023