carnette's definitions

squobies

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick

"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

otakutard

a term used to describe an anime obsessed retard; usually classified as degenerates

otakutards are the kind of people you'd see ask a makima cosplayer to step on them at a cosplay convention in public.

Person 1: "Zerotwo is so fine bro."
Person 2: "Stfu you otakutard"

by carnette September 23, 2023

mr.slitwrist

a nickname to severely offend a suicidal person with "a slit wrist" aka someone who cuts themselves daily

Person 1:"im so depressed ill never find anyone"
Person 2:"yeah ok mr.slitwrist."

by carnette September 23, 2023

Bäh

An expression for disapproval or just when your friend's annoying you and you want them to stfu so you write something random

"Dude I was first place in the maths contest"
"Bäh."

by carnette September 23, 2023

Fondescent

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.

Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.

by carnette February 8, 2024

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023