pink ham 

another word for the female vagina, or the flap that is located below a woman which is normally called a vagina, but can also be called a pink ham, also known as a nutritional sort of breakfast or pussy, cunt, or spicy taco salad... don't forgot your hot sauce

"my sausage would graciously like to be inside your summer pink ham"

pink ham by master of the clit aka John L. September 5, 2009

Pink Hammering 

the act of beat a girls clit with your dick

Bekka used to love it when Nick would pull out and give her clit a nice Pink Hammering before he came on her tits.

Pink Hammering by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

pink smelly hammer by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Pinkham's Law 

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole

I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.

Pinkham's Law by plrrft April 20, 2016

Pinkham's Law 

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.

That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.

Pinkham's Law by ColinP June 20, 2016

pinkham 

a douchebag friend who only listens to hip hop and wears trendy clothes

Your friend is good looking and all, but he/she is such a pinkham.

pinkham by Daniel Gill February 22, 2005

Pinkham 

A place in New Hampshire

Man I'd love to take a shower at Pinkham

Pinkham by Pezdolyz November 7, 2006