It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close 

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

porky pigging it 

To wear a shirt with no pants. From the cartoon character Porky Pig.

Man, my girl let herself in with her moms and I was straight porky piggin' it on the couch.

porky pigging it by ghostface March 25, 2005

porkey pigging it 

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014

Porky Pigging it 

Walking around bottomless; naked from the waist down.

I can't find my pants, so I'm porky pigging it today.

Porky Pigging it by HerShadow October 17, 2014

piningitis 

The inflammation of the heart because of an intense act of pining for someone/something.

It can be caused by longing for someone who can't be yours and, etc.
Its effects are swelling, hard to breathe, having hallucinations that maybe they love you back and, etc.

Adam had piningitis when thinking about Karen.

piningitis by piningatsumu June 9, 2020