PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Raper Pinch

When you pinch someone on the underside of their upper arm.

Don't piss me off, or I'll raper pinch you!

by ArchuKinLer household October 18, 2010

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook May 16, 2012

2inch pinch

A rather small penis (COCK isn't under 5inches) or peepee.

Wow my one night stand was a 2inch pinch! Didn't even feel it.

by Perveservescurez October 7, 2023

pinch a beer

To have a beer that belongs to a mate e.g. Hey mate, can I pinch a beer off you ?

Hey mate can I pinch a beer and pay you back ?

by Tommy Gunn 98 January 15, 2018

Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.

Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth

by Jacob coco November 2, 2017

Pinch Seam

Another term for vagina. The area between a woman’s belly and thighs.

Matt is acting like suck a pinch seam!

I’m going to the bar to search for pinch seam.

by J427 July 7, 2018