I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!
by Kroenig September 11, 2019
The rape channel. If you see a woman on Lifetime, sometime within the next 30 minutes she's going to get raped. I'm not making light of rape, but Lifetime is just ridiculous.
by richmahogany February 14, 2007
a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
by asdf March 18, 2004
The battered woman channel.
Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
by Mehh July 15, 2004
A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
1) A television channel where people immediately skip it as they channel surf to watch better programming. Where women watch awful shows and movies, as a form of escape and source of drama or excitement that they might be lacking their lives.
2) The only channel run by close-minded idiots. Just watching five minutes of a show/movie in Lifetime makes you wonder, if the CEO is a feminazi.The plots consist of a teenage girl or woman who is being mistreated and abused by men. For some reason, men are always pure evil, abusive druggies who cheat and rape, while women are always kind angels who can never do any wrong. The women are portrayed as innocent, fragile creatures and act annoying and pathetic, because they are "dramatically victimized" by men. In the end, the woman overcomes her fears of her oppressor (men), and becomes a "hero" for many other women. Other plots in Lifetime shows/movies also consist of women dying from a terminal disease, their families getting killed, or them ending up in a coma. In the end, Lifetime gives a bad example to women by giving misconceptions of men being scumbags and pigs.
2) The only channel run by close-minded idiots. Just watching five minutes of a show/movie in Lifetime makes you wonder, if the CEO is a feminazi.The plots consist of a teenage girl or woman who is being mistreated and abused by men. For some reason, men are always pure evil, abusive druggies who cheat and rape, while women are always kind angels who can never do any wrong. The women are portrayed as innocent, fragile creatures and act annoying and pathetic, because they are "dramatically victimized" by men. In the end, the woman overcomes her fears of her oppressor (men), and becomes a "hero" for many other women. Other plots in Lifetime shows/movies also consist of women dying from a terminal disease, their families getting killed, or them ending up in a coma. In the end, Lifetime gives a bad example to women by giving misconceptions of men being scumbags and pigs.
by pictouch May 15, 2013
Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
Lifetime show:
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
by Anti-bser-missile December 17, 2007