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pimpnotized 

Adj; 1) Thinking and acting as if a pimp, when in fact you are not. 2) The delusion of being a pimp. 3) Emulating well known pimps and failing....miserably.
That fool in that beat up stationwagon with those Walmart spinners sho is pimpnotized. Other examples of pimpnotizm include but are not limited to large fake diamond jewelry. Puttin gold in ya grill when ya ain't a famous rapper. An sayin Crunk several times in one sentence while drinking Courvoisier out of a plastic chalice.
pimpnotized by Rebecca Goodhart December 3, 2005

Pinosis Disorder 

Pinosis disorder is a rare disease discovered in the early 19th Century.A man named William Stchitzer discovered the disease when he notoced his Testcles shriveled up into a raisin like form.Since then many people reported of them having the disorder and doctors strive to find a cure!
James' Was diagnosed with a rare deseas called Pinosis Disorder
Pinosis Disorder by Gman Fonter October 22, 2018

Pimprovise 

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.
Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"
Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011

pimposity 

1. the amount of pimpness one has
2. the trait of pimpness
3. anything pertaining to the amount of pimpness one has
1. Tommeh has such pimposity, it's scary.

2. Fear my pimposity...biotch!
pimposity by Tom Waldrop September 9, 2003

pimpossible 

that which is possible only for pimps
Dayyyyyum that girl aint givin me no lovin . Gettin with her is pimpossible!
pimpossible by yolandre peck March 10, 2008

pimpnotism 

same as hypnotism, but this way you get the girls to do what YOU want
i used my pimpnotism on 5 bitches friday night
pimpnotism by joe November 7, 2004