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Baby Pimps 

Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.

Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.

Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)

Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.

Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.

Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Adoptoraptors purchase children from Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps by ChrisMara December 30, 2011
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penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention
Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.
Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

Tower of Pimps 

(noun)

Originated from Achievement Hunter,

A Trophy Item that represents overall victory after a challenge has been completed in the Achievement Hunter MineCraft Let's Plays, displayed in the Achievement City. The Tower is 4 Gold Blocks stacked vertically upon a base, often the base is Obsidian (Ray's base is Dirt, Ryan's first tower's base was Netherrack).
First built by Gavin Free of RoosterTeeth's Achievement Hunter in Episode 2, it was brought back as an item competitors had to build in the 'Build a Tower' challenge. In total, the Tower has since been won by the competitors in 26 different occasions (to this present date) and if it existed in the real world it would stand 5 meters high and the solid gold value of it would be approximately 3.6 billion dollars.
Michael "Gavin has officially won the Tower of Pimps."
Gavin: "Dude I created the Tower of Pimps and now it's rightfully mine."
~ Let's Play Minecraft 23
Tower of Pimps by TDBTyler June 21, 2013

Oscar Piastri 

Trust me this guy is gonna be big and famous 1 day and just know I was here first!
Person 1: Cant believe the 2026 championship was won by Piastri.
Person 2: Yes its amazing, Oscar Piastri the goat!