i wasnt born in texas
, i was born in connecticut. i eventually
moved to texas
, and i never plan on leaving. i have
lived everywhere, england, california, alabama. texas
kicks major ass. lemme clear up a few things for u fucking retards:
the highest concentration of gays
in the US california does. ever heard
of san francisco? it is one of the 10 most populated cities in the US and it is the gay capital
of the US. go to san francisco and i bet u wont find many straight clubs. thats
where u belong anyway
of the silicon valley? also, Microsoft
is in Washington"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! everyone, if u give a shit
about where microsoft
hq is, let me know................. anyone?...................out there?...........someone?................guess
3) "don't make any comments about Arnold Schwarzenegger. he's still Republican, while California isn't"
Well now,...... could
u please tell me how the fuck that
managed to happen? i didnt realize political
make u blush.
4) "george bush also won the state
in the 2000 presidential election"
think that would
happen 'cuz he is a republican and so is texas
5) "i'm sure alaskans would
say their weather
isn't bad, because they're used
california has earthquakes, they can sometimes kill thousands of people at a time, but thats
ok, im sure they are all used
6) "however, you don't see anyone moving to Texas
for the weather
, do you?"
hold on, i must have
a logical point
out of this statement. why the hell would
anyone move anywhere because of weather
. if weather really
bothers u that
much, stay the fuck indoors, pussy.
7) "snow and hail, in the middle of summer"
not stop myself after reading this one. i had to get on the floor
and roll laughing
for at least
10 minutes. it doesnt snow in texas
u imbecil. and hail, i havent seen
hail in this state
in 6 years. how could
it snow this far south. that
is the kind of genious thinking that
got the Governator elected.
8) "the corrupt oil tycoons, Enron executives"
yeah i know, enron was started
, so what? am i supposed
to feel ashamed of myself. it aint workin yet. wherever u live
ought to be ashamed of themselves because of a failure like u. i didnt even
understand the sentence i took this quote from, i took the most coherent
part. u need to go back to preschool english class where a shit
for brains dumbfuck like u belongs.
9) yes, we do have
(and use) the death
"-this is something to be happy
about..? if this is meant to be impressive, Utah's death
penalty is death
by firing squad. and, yes, they use it to"
by firing squad eh? trust me, i give a shit
. no really
(cough). is THAT
something to brag
about. well at least
i can brag
about intelligence instead of how people get killed in a state
. Utah uses firing squads, WHOPPIE!! u just made
my day. but i'll humor
the ooooooooooooo and aaaaaaaaaaah i think u were after.
is a fine state
which deserves no ridicule at all. u can either love texas
, or get the fuck out.