pig ape

1. (n) A human being. Refers to the actual physiological similarities between swine and humans, the latter's resemblance to the former due to the rapidly increasing rates of morbid obesity in all cultures, and--occasionally--gluttony.

"Whoa! Did you see that big guy? He's like some kind of pig ape or something."

by der ubergeek February 9, 2005

pig ape

(n) a ruddy bloody idiot. Can often be found using the services of a glacier ape.

"Get of my Twix you pig ape and get back to fixing your tricycle!"

by King Mottay December 2, 2004