Long confused with a specific strain of marijuana, usually skunk weed, the term piffington actually defines any use of the wonderful marijuana plant.
Andrew "So what are you up to man, sparking up and gaming?"
Rob "Hell yeah my nigga, I'ma be partaking in some piffington and if that bitch ever calls me back hopefully some pumpington yeah!"
Andrew "Pumpington yeah! Just don't fucking start getting all cuffington on her."
A posh British man. His brother is Oliver Piffington. He is a friend of Thomas Johnnington. His obsession with tea is unhealthy and he never orders alcohol at the pub. He bathes in tea. He likes the Beatles. He was likely a mod back in the 60s.
Pip, pip, luv. I am Reginald Piffington III. Welcome to England. Fancy a cuppa?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'