Long confused with a specific strain of marijuana, usually skunk weed, the term piffington actually defines any use of the wonderful marijuana plant.
Andrew "So what are you up to man, sparking up and gaming?"
Rob "Hell yeah my nigga, I'ma be partaking in some piffington and if that bitch ever calls me back hopefully some pumpington yeah!"
Andrew "Pumpington yeah! Just don't fucking start getting all cuffington on her."
A posh British man. His brother is Oliver Piffington. He is a friend of Thomas Johnnington. His obsession with tea is unhealthy and he never orders alcohol at the pub. He bathes in tea. He likes the Beatles. He was likely a mod back in the 60s.
Pip, pip, luv. I am Reginald Piffington III. Welcome to England. Fancy a cuppa?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).