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AHHH! the ruler of the freaking universe! bow down to ur ultimate leader! PIE! all kinds of pie... I HEART PIE!!!!! the the greastest random word in the fuking galaxy!
ME!: PIE!!! (screams)
Ebony: fuk Dale ur obsesed u bitch, calm down
ME!: ur just JEALOUS because i am PIE-WORTHY!!!
Ebony: yeh well we'd all be happee 4 u if u were a pie... id eat u.. yum
ME!: id eat u 2 bby, id eat u too...
by xXSlightlyOddGirlXx April 07, 2008
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Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
this pie is are mighty tasty
by PieGuardian February 05, 2008
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1-a fruit-filled circular pastry usually baked and sugary

2-a crude sexual slang used to refer to a woman's vagina, as most used by WWE wrestler The Rock in his promos
Ex1-At Thanksgiving the most traditional kind of pies are pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie.

Ex2-(Rock during a RAW episode back in the 90s where an actress pretended to play his ex-high school girlfriend)
"...And now you come back and offer The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie?! The Rock has just got one thing to say to you--poontang your a** on out of here!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 13, 2005
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Decribes anything pleasureable you do with your significant other from holding hands to sex. It can also mean a good looking person.
"I got some pie last night!"
or

"He's some pretty good pie"
by Aly June 10, 2003
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A random word that if shouted in a lesson or used as an answer can make everyone laugh, a word used for an answer to any question as it can be translated into anything, someone who is random but funny
hahah! You are a pie, i am a pie, we are all pies
by lawrence tate November 16, 2005
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Something that a lot of people seem to like.
Man walks in.

Man:Who ate my pie?!
Boy A: "I like pie"
Boy B: "I also like pie"
Boy C: "I like pie too"
by Lithuanian Canadian March 10, 2006
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A sort of cake that is breaded and filled with anything from strawberrys, to rhubarb. Old ladies like to bake it and put it on their window sill where it gets stolen.
We all sat down to a nice slice of apple Pie.
by Kippie April 10, 2004
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