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PedoCATOR
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.
Student 2: what’s a pedocator?
Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?
Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….
Student 1: Eh, I try…
Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!
Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…
/1 month later/
NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
Student 2: what’s a pedocator?
Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?
Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….
Student 1: Eh, I try…
Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!
Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…
/1 month later/
NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025
PedoCATOR
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.
Student 2: what’s a pedocator?
Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the two words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?
Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….
Student 1: Eh, I try…
Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!
Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…
/1 month later/
NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
Student 2: what’s a pedocator?
Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the two words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?
Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….
Student 1: Eh, I try…
Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!
Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…
/1 month later/
NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026