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tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Piddlywink 

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.
Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!
Piddlywink by wanowa November 24, 2013

PiddlyStinks 

It's like tiddlywinks... but totally different. It involves coercing a young, influential, and wanton gutter-slut into anal intercourse and, when boredom hits, urinating in said subjects bottom with your John-Thomas.
I heard that Joel once pissed in someones bum! He decided it was a game. He called it PiddlyStinks! At the moment, he is winning the game!

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Piddly Winks 

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.
Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"
Piddly Winks by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009

piddlywink 

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot
"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."
piddlywink by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011