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12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014
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Pizitz Middle School 

The self named "Best Middle school in America" where teachers get fired every year and if you flip a water bottle you get three days of suspension. Also known for having a 2% black student population an 8% Asian population and a 90% white population.
Man did you here about how Pizitz Middle School got an extra black kid added to their school?
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PIatinum 

A popular gaian who later on changed his username to "Platinum." He is known as a troll in the gaia community. Very annoying, but attractive internet sensation...

his annoying/quirky nature inadvertantly caused a "war" on massive internet chatroom thing site 4chan early in the year, that caused the site to close for some time. He went downhill after he was out trolled in 2006. There have been but a few people who worship him for his successful trolling.
You were owned if PIatinum trolled you!
PIatinum by michael937xx December 18, 2009
He's such a piazza!
piazza by Magda91 March 25, 2023
to get blazin' so hard up that your eyes go crooked-like. to get majorly stoned. like a bitch.
oh shit nooka! that bitch is so high she's pazin! oh noes! best get the trippy-faced vomit bucket ready for the high times to be had. nick breen.
pazin by Nick Breen March 9, 2008

pitzipoanca 

female equivalent of a "cocalar";
superficial materialistic girl/gold digger; label collector; fashion freak; excessively accessorized, in permanent overuse of make-up; normal habitat: mall/club; some of them carrying a bichon; self-absorbed boasting narcissist

(var.) pisipoanca, pisi, pitzi
(etymology) merger between pisi (romanian for kitty, pussy) and vagaboanta/bagaboanta (romanian for tramp).
Stop using so much pink lipstick, you look like a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Who is this pitzi (pitzipoanca), she is dressed like a Christmas tree.

Girl you took your own picture in the mirror, that's lame even for a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Chikalaka chikichea
Asta-i pitzipoanca mea
Iese seara la cafea
Cu bichonu' dupa ea
(manea concept with reference to their lifestyle)

Peazipper 

A football/soccer term that is a low driven shot with moderate to low power in either corner of the goal
C'mon keeper... How did you let a Peazipper hit the back net!
Peazipper by ZolaII June 20, 2017