Pee-uh-nist
You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.
Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.
You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.
Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.
The pianist marched off the stage in triumph, after playing the most expertly performed concerto for years.
by The Prodigy98 February 1, 2011
When one man docks over another man. And a 3rd male joins the party, he grabs both penis' with either hand and moves both hands backwards and forwards... Thus making him The Pianist.
by Bon, Duke & Jack April 17, 2021
Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
by scodder July 3, 2010
by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008
When you play the piano for so long that when you get up to move around your spine cracks in various places.
"Ugh, after that performance my back so cramped up!"
"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."
"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."
by greatestperson_itw August 7, 2012
by El Conquistador June 30, 2017
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 2, 2014