| 1. | Dueling Piano Player | ||
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(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show. OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm. more...
After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage. I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody". The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday. After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy. Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested. I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos |
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| 2. | Piano | ||
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Undoubtedly the best instrument ever created by mankind. The piano is not only able to play soft and loud, but it can also play multiple parts simultaneously, making a single pianist the equivalent to an entire orchestra. The piano marks the pinnacle of human music technology, which is ironic (but should not be surprising) because it was invented in the 18th century.
Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands. Sounds produced by any decent piano player can match the grandeur of an entire orchestra! Human technology has come far.
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| 3. | Piano Gathering | ||
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The event that takes place when a group of musicians find a piano at a school or house, suddenly or gradually "gathering" around the instrument. The result is each piano player showcsing their talents by playing their best piece(s), while the others watch and wait for their turn. Sometimes pushing and overthrowing of control for the piano takes play. Happens mostly around Asians. For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years. My plans with my friends were almost crushed when Josh started a Piano Gathering at my house, lasting for almost half an hour.
Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago. |
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| 4. | Bruce Hornsby | ||
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American singer, musician, and songwriter from Williamsburg Virginia. Quite possibly the greatest piano player in the history of time, Hornsby and his band 'the Range' had several top 5 hits in the late 80's including "Mandolin Rain", "the Valley Road", and Hornsby's signature song, "the Way It Is". Hornsby made over 100 on stage appearances with the Greatful Dead. He has also played piano on several songs by different artists, including Don Henley's "End of the Innocence". Man, I would let David Beckham kick me square in the nuts to play the piano like Bruce Hornsby.
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| 5. | Dan McAlister | ||
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Dan McAlister is all about what he calls ‘Expressionist Improvisation’ The piano provides an intimate, emotional laboratory for his chromatic adventures into experimental blues. Inspired by emerging new sounds coming from the heart of Music’s current…electronic incarnation - we hear powerful, emotive, songwriting held together by an unusual melodic awareness. Dan McAlister is a singer, songwriter and piano player.
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| 6. | Niklavs Zarins | ||
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The Piano player from that episode of Glee. Holy shit! Look it's Niklavs Zarins!
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| 7. | Tianwei | ||
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Woaaah... She plays the piano like a Tianwei
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