21 definitions by El Conquistador

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019

fire helmet

When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.

Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.

by El Conquistador January 17, 2014

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 3, 2017

Man on the Moon

When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".

Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"

by El Conquistador November 9, 2004

Kansas City hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.

by El Conquistador July 11, 2017

kansas city hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!

by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

Hawaiian milkshake

The product of drinking large amounts of pineapple juice to make ones ejaculate taste sweeter.

Hawaiian milkshakes are a low fat treat that my GF can enjoy anytime.

by El Conquistador March 18, 2017