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photobesity 

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.
Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.
photobesity by nurserockstar July 14, 2009
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Photobator 

One who compulsively edits pictures manipluates images or photo shops them
Jim is such a photobator he keeps putting honey boo boos face on a picture in peoples pictures
Photobator by smp173 February 21, 2015

photobese 

Photobese (adj.) - So unbelievably obese that it pretty much has to be Photoshopped.

Also: Photobesity - The state of being Photobese
Nobody could really be that huge, he's photobese for sure.
photobese by minutemaid December 9, 2008
A bet that does not involve money, wherein the winner gets to pose the loser in any way, shape, or form for a single photo of the two of them. All rules regarding the level of humiliation, the circulation, and the duplication of the photo itself are entirely up to the mercies of the winner.
Stacy lost her photo bet with Joe, so Joe made her bend over and stick out her tongue...their photo is Stacy licking Joe's ass!
Photo Bet by B00uWhore August 29, 2009
The term for photography...meaning to exhibit poetry in a photograph. This term was made by a friend of mine, his way of describing my photographs.
You continually display your photoetry.
PHOTOETRY by photoetrist April 3, 2011

photobate 

To take a picture of one's self at arm's length or with the aid of a mirror.
I had to photobate most of my profile pictures. It seems like I don't have any friends.
photobate by Anarch0n March 11, 2012

Photobation 

The habit of taking "selfies" (photos of oneself) and posting them on the internet.
Scott was grounded for excessive photobation; his mother had to take away his camera.
Photobation by xnrock May 1, 2013