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When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!. John: I think my dogs need grooming.
Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF? John: I think you have phonelexia! __________________________________ Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats. Mario: You're playing with sluts? Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck! Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck? Maria: Sigh *click* |
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