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Phonelexia 

When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.
John: I think my dogs need grooming.

Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?

John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.

Mario: You're playing with sluts?

Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!

Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?

Maria: Sigh *click*
Phonelexia by StacyPoo June 20, 2011
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Phonesexual 

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?
"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"
Phonesexual by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016
Related Words

phonelexsic 

absolutely non-existant word only used to draw attention to your face.
Hey drew! you stink you phonelexsic dinghy!
phonelexsic by taco February 2, 2004

Phonesexual 

When your deeply I love with you phone
I’m am definitely phonesexual
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026