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A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?
"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"
by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

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