phobotard
phobotard by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
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photarded
Adjective.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."
2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
Phonetard
A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.
photocard
a picture of a celeb on a small piece of card that is Widley popular amongst the kpop community. photocards are most commonly found in albums and are a popular trading item. some people collect certain peoples photocards or even a whole groups photocards.
person 1: whos photocard did you get in the recent straykids album?
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard
photocard by straykidsfan November 18, 2020
Phonetarded
A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.
My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.
Phonetarded by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019
phonetard
Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
phonetard by geekboysteves January 24, 2010
Phonetard
Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.
My wife is a phonetard