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A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards. "I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?" |
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A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo. Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."
Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken." |
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These are the people who take photography classes at either a highschool or college level and think they are better than everyone else. The photards tried to say tilting the camera was for artistic reasons when really they can't find a good way to frame the shot.
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