by Christian Bale77 August 17, 2009
by AICO February 6, 2009
a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.
All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!
You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
by anna246 February 7, 2009
by poopy111 May 26, 2009
Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
by Avioletfluid13 November 21, 2005
A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.
by doo nig July 26, 2006
The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008