brewlio's definitions

brown eye

reference to an individual exposing their sphincter to others for humour.

whilst one all fours, naked, he parts his buttocks at the party ahead and exclaims "look at my brown eye !"

by brewlio May 11, 2007

bagrash

the condition of not washing testicles, which results in the gonads being spotty, sweaty, chapped or itchy

saying to someone who is constantly itching their testicles "I'd get to the doctor with that bagrash"

by brewlio May 11, 2007

tromboning

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone

a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.

by brewlio May 11, 2007

jibba jabba

to speak non-sensical , meaningless or pointless statements or comments.

"quit yo' jibba jabba, fool"

Mr T - The A-Team

by brewlio May 11, 2007

chippy

as in chipolata. in reference to a male penis that is no bigger than a cocktail sausage.

Derek had promised his partner for the night a big fat sausage. Jan was disappointed when he only pulled out little chippy

by brewlio May 11, 2007

twim

a noxious odor or smell

that's giving off a right horrible twim

by brewlio May 11, 2007

bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')

trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm

by brewlio May 11, 2007