brewlio's definitions

shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

by brewlio May 11, 2007

twim

a noxious odor or smell

that's giving off a right horrible twim

by brewlio May 11, 2007

jibba jabba

to speak non-sensical , meaningless or pointless statements or comments.

"quit yo' jibba jabba, fool"

Mr T - The A-Team

by brewlio May 11, 2007

chippy

as in chipolata. in reference to a male penis that is no bigger than a cocktail sausage.

Derek had promised his partner for the night a big fat sausage. Jan was disappointed when he only pulled out little chippy

by brewlio May 11, 2007

bombay

as in bombay duck = fuck (rhyming slang)

used in the context of 'not giving a care'

"I don't give a flying bombay about it !"

by brewlio May 11, 2007

brown eye

reference to an individual exposing their sphincter to others for humour.

whilst one all fours, naked, he parts his buttocks at the party ahead and exclaims "look at my brown eye !"

by brewlio May 11, 2007

bell phlegm

the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood

(also as 'bell flem')

trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm

by brewlio May 11, 2007