brewlio's definitions

tromboning

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone

a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.

by brewlio May 11, 2007

twim

a noxious odor or smell

that's giving off a right horrible twim

by brewlio May 11, 2007

jibba jabba

to speak non-sensical , meaningless or pointless statements or comments.

"quit yo' jibba jabba, fool"

Mr T - The A-Team

by brewlio May 11, 2007

shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

by brewlio May 11, 2007

chippy

as in chipolata. in reference to a male penis that is no bigger than a cocktail sausage.

Derek had promised his partner for the night a big fat sausage. Jan was disappointed when he only pulled out little chippy

by brewlio May 11, 2007

bagrash

the condition of not washing testicles, which results in the gonads being spotty, sweaty, chapped or itchy

saying to someone who is constantly itching their testicles "I'd get to the doctor with that bagrash"

by brewlio May 11, 2007

rimbledon

a swingers game, based on the popular tennis tournament. A 4 player game where everybody gets their assholes licked clean. Also spectator sport.

Bob: "me and the missus will pop over for a game of rimbledon with you and the wife later, please wash your starfish this time Malcolm !"

by brewlio July 10, 2007