philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.

person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle

philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

Philosophuck

noun.

Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.

Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.

Philosophuck 1: Wow, did you read "Twilight of the Idols" by Nietzche? I must say, he's really my cup of tea. cha cha cha cha

Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!

Philosophuck by TexasDem May 10, 2008

philosopussy 

A system of values and beliefs advocating that man's primary purpose in life should be getting laid as frequently as possible.

Leo: How is it that you stay so happy without being in a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ?

Ed: I make all my decisions based on a strict philosopussy; and believe me, the Holy Ghost hasn't got shit on great poontang.

Leo: Damn, I think you just converted me.

philosopussy by schulwitz April 17, 2009

philosofuck

1. noun:A philosophy student, generally used to refer to ones who are particularly obnoxious and/or drunk
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.

1. Billy: Let's go out to the bar for a drink!
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!

2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.

philosofuck by playdoh6677 March 31, 2009

philosofuck

One who spews their pathetic philosophy in a pretentious manor.

When Marvin said, "Well, if you just sit here and do nothing, you're guaranteed to fail," Jimmy responded, "thanks for the news, philosofuck!"

philosofuck by Cleer Mynd August 10, 2012

philosophucking 

Intimate, passionate, animalistic sex followed by vulnerable and cerebral discussion whilst naked bodies are still entwined.

Philosophucking is the best mind fuck.

philosophucking by Liz75 February 16, 2017

Philosophuckery 

A philosophical stance that is intended to shock, dismay, and/or offend any race, religious belief, political views or lifestyle accepted by the general population.

That guy spouts a lot of philosophuckery when he starts bashing gays.

Philosophuckery by Ferretdude001 October 3, 2008