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noun.

Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.

Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.
Philosophuck 1: Wow, did you read "Twilight of the Idols" by Nietzche? I must say, he's really my cup of tea. cha cha cha cha

Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!
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A person who gives advice about life when they're own life is a train wreck.
Having a PhD in misinformation.
Someone, usually your exes new flame, who wants to offer advise, but obviously what THEY say and DO are totally in the opposite directions!
ex wife: I just want to enjoy life, sow a few wild oats, live a little.
new flame: I prefer to be a woman of character & have strong morals! I have class!
ex wife: Class? You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle! You're such a Philosophuck!
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To have meaningful or spiritual conversation, or to discover life's meaning while having sexual intercourse.
Man, me and Aphrodite were getting it on, and seriously, that was one hell of a philosophuck.

Dude, I totally philosophucked her too! And now we're getting married.

...Dude, she's my girlfriend. You slept with her? Are you philosophucking kidding me?!
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