phaggador
Hayden is a phaggador
Phagajeezle
Phagajeezle by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Related Words
Phagwara • Phagwah • pagwa • Pagwan • phabwal • Phagajeezle • phagalicious • Phagamuffin • Phagan • Phaganism
phanwank
An eljay community for Phantom of the Opera fans---Excuse me, PHANS. The group, which is entirely composed of women (since the majority of hetero men avoid all reference to The Phantom of the Opera like the pox), obtains great lulz by seeking out "badphic"---that is, bad Phantom fanfiction---and subsequently mocking it in their intarwebz stronghold. This process more often than not involves "wanking"---not, as one might assume, the act of spanking one's monkey; but of adding comments in bold throughout the entirity of the badphic. These additions are typically quite humorous, unless one of teh uncool fancies herself capable of satire. The ensuing results are quite often disastrous and cause the readers' roflcopter to crash. But, a roflcopter crash would be very frequently preferable to the effects of the unadulterated reading of a genuine badphic: in such situations, the brain bleach must be pulled forth and the unfortunate victim's neurological cells must be scrubbed clean. One by one. In conclusion: trust the phanwankers to do the dirty work. That's their area of expertise.
Phanwankers have a proverbial menagerie of inside jokes (it's bordering the line of a secret language) that can be quite frustrating to those who are cool enough to not know inside Phantom of the Opera jokes. I would gladly list a few notable instances here, but I don't feel like being hunted down and brutally slaughtered by a horde of teenage girls enraged by my revelations about their secret society.
Phanwankers have a proverbial menagerie of inside jokes (it's bordering the line of a secret language) that can be quite frustrating to those who are cool enough to not know inside Phantom of the Opera jokes. I would gladly list a few notable instances here, but I don't feel like being hunted down and brutally slaughtered by a horde of teenage girls enraged by my revelations about their secret society.
13-year-old smutfic writer: Liek, OMFAG, these stoopid bitchez on this gaytarded LJ totully killed my masterpeece "TwIsTeD DaRk RoSeS oF aNgUiSh AnD lOvE iMmOrTaL tHaT nEvEr DiEs!!! Review plz! Kthnxbai!!1!eleventy!
Reader: ...
Phanwanker: How about Blueflamewolf just wrecked Roule's Ingenious Plane to go with that whaaambulance?
13-year-old smutfic writer: i am making u jellus @ j00!
Phanwanker: Bitch plz.
Reader: ...
Phanwanker: How about Blueflamewolf just wrecked Roule's Ingenious Plane to go with that whaaambulance?
13-year-old smutfic writer: i am making u jellus @ j00!
Phanwanker: Bitch plz.
phanwank by Magdalene S. August 20, 2007
Phaganism
A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge
Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"
Phaganism by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008
phagtable
aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.
pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'
pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'
phagtable by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010
plagways
Simple yet effective engrish word with no known meaning but many different uses found on non-american manufactured toys. Now known as a common engrish joking term combined with phrases such as now your base are belong to us.
-can be a verb, adjective, noun, or crafty combination!
-can be a verb, adjective, noun, or crafty combination!
Marble is a kind of game that is very modern now. It collects excitment fascination. It's a very interesting game. It can not only trains lover's skill and intellegence but also is a best way for lover to make friends. It's an intellegent game for a family to be a happy field. Spring your miracle, compete your level. You'll surpass yourself intelligence and skill through a series of intelligent competition actions, competite your intelligence and your skill, participate in together. Plagways.
plagways by damion with a D December 14, 2008
Phagwara
Phagwara is a city in Eastern Punjab which is famous amongst foreigners for it's cultural shops. It's also the capital of 'Udta Punjab' and home of various northern drug mafias like 'Sher-e-punjab', 'Baggi' & 'Doaba Trappers'. Phagwara is only an hour and a half far from Pakistan, which supplies nearly 90% of all Indian drugs. Rural country Phagwara is also a cunch full of teen trappers and soul less nitties. It's also rumoured that the state government acts as a syndicate in drug trafficking, which explains why most of these dealers do not get caught. Phagwara is paradise for European drug addicts as drugs here are very cheap, easy to get hold off & most people can understand English.
Gabriel - I was thinking we should go to Spain for our vacations.
Mia - Spain is soooo 2016. We should go to Phagwara, It's where all the trendy people go and get high.
Mia - Spain is soooo 2016. We should go to Phagwara, It's where all the trendy people go and get high.
Phagwara by Jassie Trapper March 5, 2021